This candy cane isnt here to hang on a tree or sweeten your cocoa! No! Its here to live its best life, man! Stripes? Immaculate. Shape? Perfectly curvy. Purpose? Unknown, but it radiates pure main character energy. Bold. Minty. Iconic.

Specs: 5(w) x 3.5(d) x 8(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!